Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
No. That’s creepy as fuck to think about. Their hands were sweating from the thought of how my body looks naked and asleep in their beds?? NO. NO. I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT. AND THAT IS NOT LOVE. OH MY FUCKING GOD.